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The TBR Judge
Present your to-be-read pile to the court. Receive a loving verdict, a diagnosis, and the order in which you will now read them.
Your TBR pile is not a problem, it's evidence. Present it to the Judge and receive an affectionate verdict, a weirdly specific diagnosis of your reader type, and a binding sentence: the exact order to read the next three. Court adjourns when you start book one.