A strengths-and-their-catch reference deck
They Seem Perfect Until the Full Moon, the Family Dinner, or Both
Every great quality has an ugly side. Here it is.
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Not just a trait list.
50 pairings across 6 sections, each pairing a good trait with its dating catch.
It gives a newly invented paranormal lead one admirable habit and one date-ruining consequence, so readers fall for them before dessert requires a witness statement.
Get a PDF reference library for paranormal romantic leads whose best qualities come with a date derailing catch attached.
"They Seem Perfect Until the Full Moon, the Family Dinner, or Both" is arranged across themed sections. Each entry starts with one genuinely excellent trait, then reveals the dark underside that makes it difficult to date, explain, or survive through dessert. Think immaculate planners whose bodies run on a second lunar calendar, along with plenty of other polished qualities that become very inconvenient at the wrong moment. Every copy also renders a little differently, with fresh ink stamps, margin scrawls, and sign offs landing in different places.
Made for paranormal romance writers building irresistible vampires, shifters, witches, monsters, and other dream dates with one very serious scheduling problem. Use it for character planning, plotting first dates, adding romantic friction, or finding the catch beneath a lead's most attractive trait.
Give your dream date a proper complication.
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A full page of mock-legalese, written just for this pack — everything InkJaw formally declines responsibility for. The only terms and conditions you'll actually want to read.
- The quality They keep plans with almost ceremonial care. If they say they will meet someone at seven, they arrive early, know the reservation name, and have already checked whether the restaurant serves blood orange cake.
- The catch Their body keeps a second calendar, and it does not consult the one in their phone. When the moon pulls at them, instinct can turn a carefully planned evening into an evacuation, a locked-door problem, or a public disappearance with no graceful explanation.
- How it shows Halfway through the first course, their hand closes around the edge of the table hard enough to bend the cutlery. They look at the window, calculate the time, and ask for the bill before their date has touched the soup.
- Use it Put the moonrise on the night they promised to be fully present, especially after a partner has told them that being left without an explanation is a dealbreaker. Let them choose between breaking a date and risking a shift in a place with frosted glass bathrooms and seventeen witnesses.
- e.g. Mara has spent three weeks saying that nobody ever follows through. At 8:14, Dorian sees the moon clear the bank opposite, pushes his untouched plate toward the centre of the table, and says, “I need you to leave with me now.” She laughs once, then sees the claws pressing pale crescents into his palm.
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