Ready-to-use dialogue, sorted by voice
Things the Fae Said Casually That Ruined the Entire Evening
Actual usable lines for specific kinds of people.
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Anything that reads a PDF: phone, tablet, laptop, or that one browser tab you never close. No special software.
Can I type straight into it?
Yes. The pages are fillable, so type in any PDF app, or pull it into GoodNotes and scribble. Prefer paper? Print the lot.
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The second you pay. It downloads from the confirmation screen and lives in your account forever for re-downloads.
Can I see it before I buy?
Yes, scroll down. The peek section shows real spreads from this exact pack, so you know exactly what you're getting.
Not just a dialogue pack.
55 lines across 5 sections, each a line with its range, delivery, placement, and court custom.
Gives a newly arrived fae character the sort of polite, specific menace that makes a reader lean closer while quietly reconsidering the tea.
Get flirtatious, unsettling fae dialogue entries for courtly paranormal scenes, arranged in themed sections in a PDF collection. Each copy renders a little differently, with fresh ink stamps, margin scrawls, and sign offs, so no two copies are identical.
This is raw material for fiction writers, built around the way a specific voice speaks rather than a script to follow. Every numbered line includes context for why it works, when to use it, and how to place it in a scene. You also get two alternate deliveries for every line, one softer and one harsher, ready to lift. Expect elegant dinner table threats, inherited obligations, dead relatives invited to toast, and compliments that should probably cancel supper.
For the writer building a fae scene where one polished sentence must work as flirtation, warning, and social catastrophe. Especially useful when your immortals need their own sharp, courtly voice instead of sounding like interchangeable aristocrats in expensive sleeves.
Make your immortals say the worst possible thing beautifully.
Every InkJaw pack gets its own jokes: the little notes in the margins, the whisper on the cover, the small stamps tucked into corners. We write them for this pack and nowhere else, so they keep making you laugh long after the first read.
A full page of mock-legalese, written just for this pack — everything InkJaw formally declines responsibility for. The only terms and conditions you'll actually want to read.
- The line "Please pass the salt. It was set for you before you were born, and it has been waiting with admirable patience."
- The range Softer: "The salt was laid at your place long ago." Harsher: "Do take the salt. Refusing a place prepared before your birth is considered a declaration."
- The delivery Said while reaching for the butter, with the mild concern of someone correcting a table setting. The speaker does not look at the guest until the last word.
- Where it comes from In this court, salt marks hospitality, debt, and a guest's accepted place in old household records. Preparation counts as invitation, even when no living person remembers issuing it.
- Drop it when A host says it to the mortal guest who has been avoiding every offered dish. It turns a harmless bowl of salt into proof that the visit was arranged generations ago.
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Lines built as voices: the line, its range, the delivery, where it comes from, when to use it.
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